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So im at work and a guy who usually comes into my store just to flirt with me came in today with this, told me he was thinking about me. I grabbed the flower and laughed it off. As he left he said “one day you gon act right” not gonna lie
oh boy well i sure do have a lot to explain for staying up late when i specifically told her i was going to sleep lmao. making a fanmix brb.
sarahsellaphix: officialgarrusvakarian: we-are-star-stuff: zerostatereflex: An Octopus unscrewing a lid from the inside. Octopuses are going to kill us all someday I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in
caffeccino: Madoka obliging Homura’s naughty request! Madoka got a little bit into it, huhuhu I told you it was coming, so here’s 11 pages of it (had to combine a page though, to fit the 10 page limit)… yay! I got more coming too… NOW AND FOREVER!
aanabi: I had an anon last night who told me that I was shoving my ship in people’s face and that “no one is required to conform to [my] redemption headcanons” (among other things) and im really sorry if that’s how I come across. I never wanted
She told me, “Call them Frankie Grande”
So basically Onee-sama told me we are disbanded when I told her that this beautifully wonderful doujin is what we’re working on next. Also I can’t stop playing the love live! game. WHELP.
doodle i painted for a dnd character about a year agofriend told me to post it so im posting it stop bothering me ;p
dinochoobs: all aboard the ss hackthequeenthey’re mohawk gfs, jeff told me
A follower told me, that St. John’s Wort works for drepssion, and i was able to find some pills that my sister did not wanted anymore, i read that there is evidence that it more powerful than placebo, and is actually quite good, so im going to try
So here’s this “what i think may be a long post to get some things out of my chest in hopes that i’ll feel better.” I’ve been struggling in this highschool since the day i entered last year. And honestly I told myself that
I JUST MET TEEN TOP HOLYOFNSLXNSLZK L.JOE. L.JOE. IS SO CUTE. OHMYGOD. HE GOT ALL SHY WHEN I COMPLIMENTED HIM. AND HES MY BIAS AND NIEL WINKED AT ME AND I TOLD RICKY I LOVE HIM AND HE SAID IT BACK WOW THEY ALL LOOK SO FREAKING GORGEOUS I AM DEAD
kldzbop: recltube: kldzbop: i dont like it when people add comments to my post so im making this post so you can add comments to it go nuts homies one time my dad saw gay porn on the family computers Internet history so I told him it was our neighbor
prophecyguy:radicalposture:palpatine straight up told anakin he was a sith lord and anakin was like well. this is a lot to process so im going to go fetch my boss and we’ll come back in about half an hour and murder you so don’t go anywhere and palpatine
sissy-girl-erica: Daddy told me to buy a cage, so I did😇 I do what im told by my daddy, because it’s my job to make him happy💕💕
growlikeme: So im told. (:
lameborghini: lameborghini: my physics teacher loves april fools day i told him that his joke got 90 thousand notes on the internet and he was like “wow!! 90 thousand people think im funny” (he always makes bad jokes in class and no one laughs)
the-queen-of-angsts: shitpost-senpai: 8chn: 8chn: this is so agressive wtf? i cant stop thinking about how they broke the egg.. An orc made this, but a really domestic orc that likes to be told that she’s pretty. I love her
jarchivistsims: jarchivistsims: “so you’re elizabeth bennet” vs. “my brother has told me so much about you i feel as though we are friends already” 💀 darcy telling georgiana the same story for the fifth time: so im at the ball right and
baffledandamused: stayingintheirons: im putting this on a shirt I LITERALLY JUST SPAT MY COKE EVERYWHERE AND MY MUM TOLD ME TO STOP BEING PHILLY SO I TOLD HER TO PISS OFF
crunchthedeerstroyer: humunanunga: When a customer says some Weird Shit in the middle of check-out, Okay, so very recently, I was cashiering for Publix, and it was late at night, and I actually didn’t wanna be there, go figure. So this woman walks
i-lanoire: trebled-negrita-princess: tittytaytay: b-itch-y: creativeboywonder: ardnale: b-itch-y: I still don’t like pink meat ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I don’t either!! How he gon say…..nvm. ^ im so confused This is so ugly. Drag him… @kaspier95
witchgays:u can be nb and still call yourself boyfriend/girlfriend or still like being called boy/girl/any gendered term because guess what???? gender is fake and so is language and that’s just how it is on this bitch of an earth
brat-grrl2: my clients @ work & im bored in his bed so he told me 2 go & amuse myself w/ the hello kitty stickers he bought me (& a wowwypop 4 being a good patient) until he got home & ok im actually so easily amused. i sent these 2 him
kingofbeartraps: dennys: and-down-we-go: So last night a bunch of my friends and I went to Denny’s for some breakfast-for-dinner and I couldn’t decide on what I wanted, so I told the waiter “I want a lot of eggs.” “How many eggs do you
getoutoftherecat: he was lying on the straps so i told him to get off. he got in the bag instead.
jewlsies: ummkhayt: 3frraa: A girl and her husband are playing lips reading game with her parents, while they are playing the game they told him that he will be a grandfather. This is so cute 😭❤️ he’s about to flip the table he’s so happy
gamsee: today this white girl asked me why my hair is so curly and i said im black and she told me to say african american
shadowthephoenix: Suicidal people deserve better than to be told the main reason they shouldn’t kill themselves is because of how it might effect others. Suicidal people deserve love and help, not guilt trips. Suicidal people deserve to feel like
femboyupskirts: nc-cd: shysissy1: miao-24: pantyslut964: thefemininemale: ♡ I Love 💝 💖 panties So damn much, and especially when im told to So comfy!!! Why yes I do Sissy
My parents just told me about this time when I was three that I went in their room when they were out and found my dad’s porn magazines under the bed. They came home and I was sitting on the floor surrounded by fifty something magazines all open
ugh I went on a blog and it had sad music playing and a gif of stefan and elena from vampire diaries and some jerk the other day told me a spoiler that I’m HOPING isnt true but now im sad, anxious and feeling sick
doesanythingmakesense: My sister told me to go check the bathroom drawer. She was so proud of herself.
oh so the other day people thought it would be funny to go into a sex shop so we went in and the lady told me I was too young to be there and I was like ‘im 21..’ and it was so awkward
I just came back from the doctor and I was suuuper nervous but it worked out!! my doctors were happy to see me however im being told to go from 300mg to 900mg which im not pumped about .. BUT VICTORIA SECRET FASHION SHOW TONIGHT!!!!!
sooo I finally got called for an interview tomorrow and im super nervous but happy I got a call hahah, anyways I told my friend and he was like ‘omg no working there is a nightmare’ so now im more nervous .. luckily darfin said he was proud of me
so I did that trial weekend thing, I mean it still isnt my thing and im probably still gonna say no but apparently I attracted super nice people and super weird people. I got offered a job from this super nice guy who told me I was doing v well and called
today I got a little upset and told darfin that I was annoyed my boobs arent big enough to lay on like a pillow and he said ‘but im closer to your heart’ YOU CORNY MOTHERFUDGER
so I gotten woken up by my phone at the 3:40 in the morning and it was my ex’s little brother, he sent me a facebook message saying ‘hey do you still talk to j (my ex)?’ and like this is so weird and random?? its been 6 years since ive talked to
i told you guys people were uptight, looks like they still are
synne told me to say it so i will me : “ah yes, another comic about terezi licking and shoving things in her mouth, classic”
so what if Onion has a pet mouse and he feeds Steven’s food to it and it shows that Onion albeit creepy, has a soft sideor what if Amethyst transforms into a mouse to scurry around Onion’s home to find out what the shit is going on in there
lmao remember my botched up package from yesterdayi left the seller neutral feedback and i think they got a mod to cry about it and now im being questioned by them and the mod is making excuses for them like i told them that neither of them are going
veronicathegoddess:just wanna be choked and told to spread my fucking legs whenever i try to act shy so that i can be fucked like the brainless whore i am
So my brother told me what my 'Main' Christmas present is
theivorytowercrumbles: jen-iii replied to your photo:Grace told me there was a Jasper Minecraft skin so…Naughty gems go into the punishment oceanjeN
lornacrowley: lornacrowley: widowmaker, lining up a killing shot: ah, mccrée… we meet at last. le faucheur told me so much about you… what a shame our meeting must end in your demis-mccree, coughing from venom trap: actually, it’s just mccreewidowmaker:
i was also reaper at the time and guess who fucking soloed the heavy assault because my three teammates over extended when i told them to group up behind with me but noooo 3 teammates down with a heavy with half health and i was able to kill it and get
ok so the website i was on isnt letting me watch the last updated episode so i’ll wait tomorrow ahhh yes that was a horrifyingly interesting few hours
i tried drawing them cause i thought they looked super cool u-uoh my gosh ayrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (●´/////□/////`)♡ ???u maKE THEM LOOK SO NICE IM,,,, //////////
daily-nicotine: “These hands of mine that couldn’t help anyone are being touched by you.” “I told myself that I wouldn’t cry anymore…” “But I can’t stop my tears from falling…” “Please hold me tight… and never let go”
